sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.


Omg this

This this a million times this
crimson—red:

boymeetsworldconfessions:

chelsea-george:

sporadicus-complex:

BOYMEETSWORLDCONFESSIONS STILL MAKE ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.

Ugh why is tumblr the creepiest website sometimes.
Like there’s dirtydisneyconfessions but I’m sure most of those are made up.

im very confused, can someone explain to me why this blog is creepy and makes people uncomfortable
am i gonna regret this question? im already regretting asking this question

…wtf? I don’t get it. 
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kane52630:

Batman Films - Opening Credits [X]

Batman (1943) (Movie Serial)

Batman and Robin (1949) (Movie Serial)

Batman The Movie (1966)

Batman (1989)

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

Batman Forever (1995)

Batman & Robin (1997)

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008) 

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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kielbasa:

too true.

pussy-flavored-ramen:

megh4n:

howtobeterrell:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

My granny

bars

Me: age 45

(via hugeego-s0rry)

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howtobeterrell:

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

Omg what is happening

(via hugeego-s0rry)

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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(via ruinedchildhood)

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid
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